I was really excited when they finally let me drive this car three years ago. 

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I really like it! There´s nothing wrong with it, it feels unbearably 90´s and I really like the heated seats! This car also brought me the first time I ever read anything by !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

I agree that its a sort of silver-haired, stock-investing,dad-joking middle ager, and to my grandfather this car was his overpriced convertible.

But the rich person´s Miata? How so?

I mean, its a low slung cabriolet with four cylinders and rear wheel drive, but its not a Miata, the interior is actually nice for once, the fuel economy is pathetic for a four cylinder engine, and the roof is electrical and also made out of metal. It´s a small car, yes, but it´s so heavy for it´s size it it might as well be the same density as a neuron star.

I ain´t gonna lie, I´ve never driven a Miata, but if a Miata drives like this SLK, why would I want to drive it? The SLK isn´t a sports car, its a highway cruiser, it understeers like crazy and the traction control goes nuts every time you think about accelerating. Turn the traction control off, and even then its imposible to induce oversteer, the car wants to grip to death out back, if you ever loose traction it´d be up front.

Granted, the engine does sound beautify thanks to that supercharger....

And yes Mr.Regular, My grandfather went around saying it had a turbo...


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > Spanfeller is a twat
01/08/2018 at 10:42

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Is that car pink, or is it just the lighting? I had an ‘01 SLK230. My friend’s would tease me an call it the “Pet Shop Boys” car. I would fire back by pulling up to a bar or their home playing “West End Girls”.

Fun car. Still wish I could have picked up a 968 6MT coupe.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > boredalways
01/08/2018 at 10:44

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Its red... and the exhaust sound is pretty raspy!

I dont fit comfortably in it with the plush seats, but otherwize its a great car, just not a sporty car

West....

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Girls...


Kinja'd!!! Conan > Spanfeller is a twat
01/08/2018 at 10:45

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I like my alternate form Chrysler version a fair bit. I do envy the metal tops sometimes.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Conan
01/08/2018 at 10:47

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Your Farm Ville profile picture suggests you know what you like and arent affraid to show it...


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Spanfeller is a twat
01/08/2018 at 10:52

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I generally read your posts, but it would do well to remember that bumping your posts is generally frowned upon. At least two of your posts were bumped up this morning.

From the Rules and Guidelines :

“ Please do not share any post more than once after its original publication, with the following exceptions:

If you shared your post, and due to Kinja issues, it was not seen as it was meant to be presented, in these cases, preface your reshare with an explanation. We understand that kinja works in mysterious ways (and Nibbles is still with us, somewhere).

If there is a theme day and after a time less than four hours your post is more than 6 pages back.

For posts which are recurring and benefit the community as a whole (such as posts from moderators discussing the community, like this one) or benefiting a subgroup of the community in organizing an event (meetups, for instance) then slightly more periodic resharing may be appropriate. However when in doubt about this, please ask before sharing.

If more than one week has passed from the date of the original share, and the topic is still highly relevant and would, in your eyes, benefit the community, you may re-share a topic once again.

When sharing a comment from a post (your own or someone else’s), please follow this guide: Does the comment as it will appear on Oppo (e.g. the first paragraph) stand alone, on its own, as a post, which will lead people to want to read more or is self-evident as to why it was shared without any additional context ? If it doesn’t meet this, we tend to look negatively at the share, because essentially, it is just noise.”


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > TheRealBicycleBuck
01/08/2018 at 10:57

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Oh... Damn... I’m sorry about it!

I shared it far too early and I realized later on...

I’ll make sure never to do it again without justification. If you guys want me to delete it or put it back to its original posting time, then I’ll do it.


Kinja'd!!! Conan > Spanfeller is a twat
01/08/2018 at 10:58

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True... though it’s mostly a joke on the tiny college town I work in!


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Spanfeller is a twat
01/08/2018 at 10:58

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If the mods get wind of it, they will fix it for you. :)


Kinja'd!!! Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > Spanfeller is a twat
01/08/2018 at 10:58

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I feel like I saw this literally two hours ago


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > TheRealBicycleBuck
01/08/2018 at 11:00

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I see.... well, thanks for the heads up...


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Conan
01/08/2018 at 11:01

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Crossfire is lighter, has wider tires and stiffer suspension. How to make a car handle better 101.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner
01/08/2018 at 11:08

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Yeah... i was just reminded Im not allowed to change the posting time in advanced.

I changed the time because I realized it was posted far too early... but I wont do it again unless the guidline permits it!


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Spanfeller is a twat
01/08/2018 at 11:11

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No problem. We all make mistakes occasionally! I was admonished for the same thing not long after I received authorship.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > TheRealBicycleBuck
01/08/2018 at 12:16

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We haven’t had a theme day for awhile. Sad!


Kinja'd!!! t0ast > Spanfeller is a twat
01/08/2018 at 14:52

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Amusingly, my neighbor (who’s a slightly older guy with some past autocross and track experience, so we chat occasionally) just got one of these last year in SLK320 form and we swapped cars (mine being the NC Miata) for a brief drive shortly after he got it. It definitely felt like a laid-back cruiser as you described, with a very comfort-oriented ride, but the V6 was a nice little surprise. 215 HP in a ~3100 lb car isn’t going to light anyone’s hair on fire, but it’s plenty of shove for daily driving, the power delivery is smooth, and it makes some very satisfying noises if you can wring it out a bit.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > t0ast
01/08/2018 at 15:19

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Yeah, its a good car! I think the best engines are the supercharged ones. Its a car that, due to its heft, really needs that kompressor torque.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Spanfeller is a twat
01/08/2018 at 16:11

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The V6 is more powerful and more reliable than the I4 though. V6 is way better.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
01/08/2018 at 16:17

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Lest we forget there’s also a supercharged v6 in the AMG tune...

But I’d only consider the 230k and the affronmmentioned amg specs...


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Spanfeller is a twat
01/08/2018 at 16:27

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Good luck finding one. And anyways, C32 is miles better. And if you like the C32, then you should really just get the C55 because its better in every way, except for how easy it is to tune for more power. But if you really like the SLK and want an AMG variant, then 55 is the only way to go.

But why? I’m genuinely curious here. Have you driven the V6?


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
01/08/2018 at 16:38

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Theres two amg 32s in the pub... every day... a grey one and a blue one.

I’ve never driven them, but ive heard them alright!

I thought we were limting to that generation Slk, if I wanted a compact convertible i’d probably get an NB miata, its my favourite generation model. If I was looking for an AMG car of that vintage I’d probably get the c55 as you said.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Spanfeller is a twat
01/08/2018 at 18:44

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I did mean I’m curious why the 230k in that gen. Guess I went off on a bit of a tangent!


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
01/08/2018 at 21:21

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I know the 230k is more complex(less reliable) but I really like how it sounds and how it pulls. The supercharger tries its best to make the car less slow and I think it shows. I guess the NA v6has more shove but its a normie engine to me... I want the engines to have wierd sorta stuff...


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Spanfeller is a twat
01/08/2018 at 21:33

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Fair reasons! The 230k definitely had a slightly sportier character to it, but it’s all in sound and feel, not in any measurable way.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
01/08/2018 at 21:35

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Yeah, I mean, pretty much everything could smoke that merc.... But the sound is pretty good. I feel like the engine bay is so big it might be able to fit an LS....